One Seized Steady Bolt Nearly Cost Us the Pitch We Booked in January
One Seized Steady Bolt Nearly Cost Us the Pitch We Booked in January. The Fix Was a Bolt I Could See and Could Not Turn.
We booked the Lakes back in January. Three weeks before we hitched up, one rusted bolt nearly cost us the lot.
If you own a touring caravan or a motorhome, there is a bolt under it right now that you can see but cannot turn. You do not know about it yet.
But the first time a corner steady seizes at the storage compound, or your motor mover bracket works loose, or the spare wheel carrier will not drop, you will find it. And you will find out that no spanner, no flex-head ratchet, and no wobble socket in your locker can reach it.
I know, because I spent the best part of a weekend under my van proving it.
When the van is stuck in the compound, the holiday is stuck with it.
My name is Brian. I am sixty-six, my wife Linda is sixty-four, and I spent forty years as an electrician around Wakefield, West Yorkshire. We bought our first caravan of our own the spring after I retired, a two-year-old Coachman, and she lives at a storage compound past the ring road from October to Easter, under a cover, waiting for the season.
This trip was the one we had waited for. Three weeks out, I drove over to wake her up. Cover off, kettle on, walk round. All fine, until I wound the steadies down. Three came down sweet as you like. The nearside rear would not move.
If you run an AL-KO chassis you know it already. Two bolts hold each steady to the floor, tucked up between the chassis member and the underside of the van. A winter of Yorkshire weather had seized the nut on the back one solid, and the moment I got a spanner on it the whole bolt turned with the nut. There is about two fingers of room up in that gap. You cannot get a second spanner in to hold the head, and you cannot swing the one you have got more than a few degrees.
Every tool in the locker. Here is what each one did.
- Half-inch ratchet. The handle hit the chassis member before the socket would seat.
- Stubby spanner. Maybe eight degrees of swing on a bolt that needed a hard pull.
- Flex-head ratchet. Bent in, seated, then folded the second I loaded it, and the socket walked off and I skinned my knuckles on the chassis.
- Universal joint on an extension. Deflected sideways and twisted off the bolt head every time.
- Wobble socket. All angle and no torque, which is exactly backward from what a seized bolt in a grimy gap needs.
The mobile engineer: three weeks out, fifty-five pounds before he turns a spanner
I rang the mobile caravan engineer I use. Earliest was three weeks away, fifty-five pounds call-out before he turns a spanner, and on a seized steady he would likely tell me it needs to go in to a workshop. Three weeks away was the holiday. A chap on the forum said grind a slot in the head and hold it with a screwdriver. I have done that trick in my day. At sixty-six, on my back on wet gravel in my reading glasses, not anymore.
I crawled out and sat on the step. Linda brought me a brew and did not ask how it was going, because she could see it. She sat down next to me and said, we will sort it. She has said that every time this hobby has thrown something at us, and every time she has meant it.
On my back on the gravel at the compound, looking at a bolt I could touch and could not turn.
Then a fellow two bays down wandered over
The next morning a chap named Geoff came over from a Swift Conqueror a couple of bays down. He spent years as a fitter at a caravan dealer before he retired, and he has been stored there longer than anyone. He looked at the steady, looked at the bolt up in that gap, and nodded the way an old hand nods at a story he has heard two hundred times.
He came back with a short steel bar, about fourteen inches, a socket fitting on each end and a fixed bend in the middle. He had me press my thumb inside the drive end. Something moved. A roller chain, running the length of a sealed steel housing.

"The chain takes the bend for you."
The body holds the shape and the chain carries the turn dead square to the socket, no matter the angle you are working at. Geoff told me he has set more steadies, mover brackets and spare carriers with a bar like this than he can count. Not one rounded. Not one van sent in to a workshop.
The sealed chain is the trick
A roller chain inside the steel body carries the turn around the bend, so it never folds like a flex-head or walks like a u-joint.
Fits the two-finger gap
A slim flat bar slides into the gap between the underside and the chassis where no spanner can swing.
Your own sockets
Square drive on both ends takes the sockets and ratchet already in your locker. No proprietary anything.
It reaches. It is honest.
This solves access to a bolt you cannot get a tool on. It is the right geometry for the gap, not a miracle for a bolt rusted to nothing.
It only comes from one place
You will not find it in Halfords or Towsure or any accessory shop. The maker sells direct from their own site only, and it comes to your door for sixty-nine pounds. That is barely more than one call-out from a mobile engineer, and a rounding error next to a workshop bill or the holiday we nearly lost.
What happened next
Other caravanners who stopped paying for access

"Mover bracket worked loose on the way home and I could not get a spanner on the bolt. This bar set it in two pulls on my own drive. Paid for itself the first time out."

"Nearside rear steady seized solid over winter. The mobile engineer was three weeks away. I did it myself in twenty minutes with this."

"Bought a cheap bendy one off eBay first. Folded on the steady bolt. The real one with the chain is night and day. The chain is the whole point."
Get yours before the season starts
If your van is in storage or sat on the drive waiting for the season, and you have ever laid on your back under it looking up at a bolt you could see but could not turn, now you know there is something that reaches it.
The Touring Field Notes is a reader-supported publication. This is a first-person account from a caravan owner and reflects his personal experience. The Savary offset extension wrench is a hand tool designed to reach fasteners in tight, blind locations. It improves access to a bolt; it is not represented as a remedy for fasteners that are rusted or seized beyond normal service. Always follow proper service procedures and torque settings. Results vary by van and condition.
